Dear Diary: Org XIII

DEAR DIARY: JOURNAL ENTRIES FROM ORGANIZATION 13

Dear Diary, Today, I raped Roxas. Not on purpose! But it happened. - Axel

Dear diary, Today I had surprise secks with Roxas. It was good. -Axel

Dear diary, Still can't figure out who the fuck Xehanort is. Maybe a plot to confuse everybody in the Organization. - Axel

Dear diary, I hate everything. - Roxas

Dear diary, I think I have a crush on Roxas. -Axel

Dear diary, Should I even exist? - Xion

Dear diary, My hair looks fantastic today. - Demyx

Dear diary, One day, I will rule the world! - Xemnas

Dear diary, Why does my hair look so weird? -Larxene

Dear diary, Why do I have this eye patch? My eye works fine. - Xigbar

Dear diary, I'm badass. - Saix

Dear diary, How'd I get these scars again? - Saix

Dear diary, Today Xigbar made fun of me because I fight with a sitar. *Sigh* I wish I could have an awesome weapon like his someday. I want to shoot water bullets at people. - Demyx

Dear diary, After being sad about my sitar, I realized this. Who cares if Xigbar has an awesome weapon. No one can take away my music. I'm not much of a fighter, anyway. Fighting's bad for the soul. - Demyx

Dear diary, I should really get my eye checked out. I don't want to be COMPLETELY blind. - Xigbar

Dear diary, Why are girls so weird? One little thing always seems to set them off. That's it, I'm moving to guys instead. - Roxas

Dear diary, I need a good field of flowers to skip in. I haven't come across one in a while and the urge is overpowering. - Marluxia

Dear diary, Saix called me a pirate today because of my eye patch. I felt so badass. but my eye is oozing a little bit. I should probably get this looked at. - Xigbar

Dear diary, What's sex? I heard someone mention it one day. Only the word. But whenever I ask one of the other members what it is, they always laugh and walk away! Is sex some kind of joke or something? Why won't anyone tell me! - Demyx

Dear diary, I wonder if my hair length will surpass Xemnas's someday. That's my new lifetime goal. - Vexen

Dear diary, Today i made a replica of Riku. I'm so smart. Let the experiments begin! - Vexen

Dear diary, Today I was called a bitch. That severally pissed me off! So I launched a few lightning bolts and went on my way. Don't mess with the "bitch" - Larxene</p>

Dear diary, I'm so depressed. No one notices me. I'm a nobody. Ha... Ironic. I'm a nobody among Nobodies. - Xion

Dear diary, Today I was called "emo" because of my hair. I think it looks fashionable and works well with my face. What do you think diary? - Zexion
*Dear Zexion, Yes, your hair is SUPERB! Where do you get it styled? Or do you do it yourself? If so, you must be a very talented person. I'm glad to be your diary, Zexion. - Zexion

Dear diary, I had a dream about Roxas. It's best that I don't describe it here... - Axel

Dear diary, Today, Demyx was pissing me off because he kept asking what sex was. So I hit him with my claymore. I giggled a little. - Saix

Dear diary, Saix hit me with his weapon! I only asked him what sex was... Was that so bad? No one else would tell me, so I figured the second in command would no... *sigh* Now I have a sore lump on my head which makes my head look a little deformed... - Demyx

Dear diary, Does Demyx's head look deformed, or is that just me? I'll have to make sure to make fun of him about it later. -Axel

Dear diary, My weapon confuses me. I dont know what it is. Is it a sword or an axe? Also, why can't my hair be awesome like everyone else's? Except for Zexion. His looks weird. - Lexaeus

Dear diary, I don't like Xemnas. He makes me angry. I tripped him with my scythe today. Everybody laughed when he left and gave me high fives. - Marluxia

Dear diary, I cry every night before I go to sleep because no one knows who I am. I'm important to the Organization! I'm super strong and powerful! Maybe it's because I'm quiet that no one pays much attention to me... - Lexaeus

Dear diary, Today I realized that I should work in a casino. I would win all the time. And take people's souls. - Luxord

Dear diary, I secretly practice baton twirling with my lances. I'm planning on performing it in front of the whole organization. Why shouldn't they see my talent? But I'm afraid they'll make fun of me. Maybe Demyx will like it...- Xaldin

Dear diary, Luxord challenged me to a game of poker. The loser had to take the winner's mission for them. I lost... I had to battle a gigantic Heartless all by myself... I hate fighting. My water people didn't help much either. I think I need a new strategy. - Demyx

Dear diary, Today I challenged Demyx to a game of poker. He lost. Made him fight the Grim Reaper Heartless all by himself just for laughs. He cowered behind his sitar and kept shooting water people at it. I lol'ed. - Luxord

Dear diary, Today I taunted Sora. Again. He said my hair made me look like a bug. So I made fun of his weird giant shoes. He ran away and cried. It was a good day. But why does my hair look so weird... - Larxene

Dear diary, Saix said I'm too girly. Well, it's not MY fault my favorite color's pink and I like flowers. HE'S the one who's girly. His hair's longer than mine and he wears earrings. So there! - Marluxia

Dear diary, Today I made eye contact with Roxas. I could tell he was thinking that I looked pretty. I made my hair extra spiky today. - Axel

Dear diary, Axel stared at me, literally ALL DAY today. I couldn't think straight because of it. Did I have brocolli between my teeth or something? Did I have a pimple? Axel creeps me out sometimes... - Roxas

Dear diary, I had another dream about Roxas. But Zexion was there too. He tried to steal my Roxas away. I lit a spark on his coat today. Serves him right. MY Roxas! *sigh* I wish he'd notice me - Axel

Dear diary, Christmas is coming up. I'm walking around with mistletoe in my pocket in case I bump into Roxas. - Axel

Dear diary, Axel lit my coat on fire. Again. What did I do?! Absolutely nothing, that's what. Well, next time he does something like that, I'll throw my book at him. That'll show him. Books are harder than his hollow head... - Zexion

Dear diary, Today I was sitting outside watching Axel and Roxas. They'd make a cute couple... I wish someone would love me. - Xion

Dear diary, Axel tried to kiss me today! He pulled out a clump of mistletoe and leaned in close to me. I ran away screaming! But I WAS blushing... Weird... - Roxas

Dear diary, I love my little poppet. Is it weird to love a 14 year old girl? - Xigbar

Dear diary, Today I stole Axel's mistletoe with the hope of bumping into Xion. - Xigbar

Dear diary, Marluxia is a bitch. I spit in his drink today. - Xemnas

Dear diary, I think Xemnas spit in my drink today. I spit right back in his when he wasn't looking... Who's the bitch now? - Marluxia

Dear diary, I really want pasta. But we don't have any. I wonder if anybody has any I can have...but I'm afraid to ask because I don't think anybody likes me very much... I'll always have my water people though! They like me even though they don't talk. - Demyx

Dear diary, Today when I finished fixing my hair, I decided to play my sitar. I was in my room, minding my own business when Xaldin came in and told me to shut up because he wanted to sleep. I offered to play him a lullaby...and he punched me. - Demyx

Dear diary, Demyx is a bumbling idiot. That is all. - Xaldin

Dear Diary, Today I pushed Marluxia down the stairs. He didn't try to stop me, just stared at me his whole way down! Is he sick?? - Vexen

Dear diary, Earlier I was going to pick a fight with Vexen over how gutless he was, but before I could get a word out he pushed me down the stairs. I was so shocked all I could do was stare as I fell, has he always been that beautiful?? Or just very womanly?? - Marluxia

Dear diary, I secretly head-bang when I play my sitar, only when I know no one's looking. I think the others would tease me about it if they saw me doing it! And I'm already teased enough as it is! *sigh* - Demyx